'Am I defective?' Asks the Local Horror Veteran.

I've been seriously considerin' this 'cause half the time people recommend me movies and shit, especially horror ones, I end up comin' out like a freak! Check it, it's usually a very "scary" movie recommended to me, or a very disturbing one, to which I always warn and reply "Hey, I'm actually a veteran in horror, so do you think it'll still shake my shit?"

"Oh for sure, it's a good movie even beyond the scare."

Spoiler alert, it usually never fuckin' is.
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