Dudes, I saw something rather hilarious that I must show you all. But first, let me give you the skinny. Danni Ashe was a pin-up girl, nude model and once-stripper that was pretty popular in the 80s and 90s. I didn't know about this chick for quite some time until just recently I was searching through tumblr and found a picture of her. I must admit, her bazoonkadonkas pulled me in like how the hell do you have such huge tits and not have them sag like that? Purely a scientific inquiry! (Not).

It's a very interesting combination of her two jobs -- or at least two interests. Apparently she went to computer programming school and after viewing her husband's company website she had the idea to put those two things together and create what became Danni's Hardrive. Not only featured herself but other models as well, whose names I can barely make out in the atrocious quality that video is in. Seriously, dude. It says 360p but I think this looks more like a bleary eyed drunkie squinting at a 240p video to begin with -- and I think this is the only possible archive of this.

Anyways, I found this video on youtube about Danni. An 90s interview after she opened up her website, Danni's hard drive, which is pretty fucking neat.

It's a very interesting combination of her two jobs -- or at least two interests. Apparently she went to computer programming school and after viewing her husband's company website she had the idea to put those two things together and create what became Danni's Hardrive. Not only featured herself but other models as well, whose names I can barely make out in the atrocious quality that video is in. Seriously, dude. It says 360p but I think this looks more like a bleary eyed drunkie squinting at a 240p video to begin with -- and I think this is the only possible archive of this.
All in all, interesting stuff. But I wanna leave you guys with this amazing piece of text I found that made me laugh so much. Hereby, we bestow Danni Ashe with the ULTIMATE title.

Cyber-stripper.